kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

bagmilk:

komaegay:

bagmilk:

my package still hasn’t came i give up

did you try switching hands

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horcha-ta:

They don’t have that one wwe ice cream bar ):

horcha-ta:

They don’t have that one wwe ice cream bar ):

(Source: juiceboxkids)

"BOOOOOOOK, where are you?!"

jasminedarling:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart


WOW

jasminedarling:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

WOW



BEST.DISGUISE.EVER


BEST.DISGUISE.EVER

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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(Source: thsfrays)

horroroftruant:

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

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horroroftruant:

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

Website

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(Source: foxxycleopatra)